dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
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and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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Anonymous: Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???

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productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

True like this is literally what I’m doing right now

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